A Several Small Animals Anecdote: Marmot Soup.

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I was cooking the other day when someone asked me for a taste. “Man,” they said, “what did you put in this?”

Love, motherfucker,” I said, “don’t you know I lived in Asheville, North Carolina. There’s so much peace and understanding floating around down there you don’t know who to hug first.”

 “It’s just that I’ve never tasted anything like this.”

“Clearly,” I said, “You’ve never tasted marmot.”

“What?”

“That’s marmot soup.” I said.

“Whatever, man.”

“You know what the secret is to a good marmot soup?” I asked.

“Shut up dude.”

“It is love my son. Love.” I said. Then I turned off the burner, kissed their forehead and skipped joyfully away. “Enjoy the Marmot!” I shouted.

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2 Responses to “A Several Small Animals Anecdote: Marmot Soup.”

  1. chrislipjournal Says:

    Heh-heh. I thought you were going to say, “You know what the secret is to a good marmot soup? Good marmot.” 🙂

    Rob Hanson at Chrislip Journal

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